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  • Kid: why do we have to learn this
  • Math teacher: because fuck you
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If you are going to unfollow me at least write me a goodbye letter first 
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  • *cute boy walks past*
  • me: no wait come back i love you
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  • Girl: I'm having heart surgery today.
  • Boy: I know.
  • Girl: I love you!
  • Boy: I love you more!
  • *After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room.*
  • Girl: Where is he?
  • Dad: Don't you know who gave you the heart?
  • Girl: (Starts crying)
  • Dad: Im just kidding he went to the bathroom.
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